buffy - suspicious


I got a weird 'hi' message earlier on fanfiction.net and, out of morbid curiosity, I sent them a kind of joke-y reply. I write mainly for Hook/Emma on Once Upon a Time and, while I've written smut before, it certainly didn't involve incest or teenagers or any of that. The username and blank page and everything else sent alarm bells - as did the fact that a few other people I know who write for the same pairing apparently got the same message - but I figure if it's a spambot I can just block them and move on if they start sending links. They asked if I took requests, I said I could try one, and they asked for 'nc-17 david/emma'. For people unfamilar with OUAT - they're father and daughter. So, basically, the only thing new about this is that it doesn't involve an underaged boy.

I basically said no, he did the 'thanks for saying yes' bit, and I blocked before it really continued. I looked him up on Google out of curiousity and, sure enough...I find all this. 20 years is a little long to send gross prompts, to me. I did a little asking around and apparently he's been harassing authors personally in this fandom over the past year, which seems to be kind of new instead of the ol' "you ruined my week". He's sent out that 'hi' to a bunch of authors for this pairing tonight, but I haven't seen anyone else replying yet. Apparently, Jeremy is still active in 2016. You would think people would get tired after two decades of trolling. I figured I'd update all the Jeremy trackers?

Here was my conversation with him under the cut:

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Jeremy is alive and...well?

He's been writing to various members of the Once Upon a Time fandom, looking for fics pairing Henry (who ranges from 10-13 on the show) with various adult female members of his family.

He found me through AO3 in 2013 and requested "a nc-17 fic of either henry/emma or henry/regina or henry/mary margart or henry/ruby if those pairings bother you sorry."

And he's contacted other users looking for similar in the past couple years.

disappointing sighting

email, oct 22nd from jeremy.crawford27 at his yahoo acct, with the usual pick-up, "Do you write fanfiction."

my response, alas, was inadequately titillating:

On Wednesday, October 23, 2013 1:31 AM, Artemis Arrow wrote:

Only about a turtle named "Vince."

On Tue, 10/22/13, Jeremy Crawford wrote:

sahara tb

Jeremy Crawford is alive and well

Had an email from him. Seems he got my name through WWOMB and emailed me asking me the classic line.

We have made a few exchanges but the last email I have not responded.

He's using the yahoo email account for jeremy.crawford27.

So he's still alive and looking.

So far he hasn't been out of line ... I'm just waiting.

Just a Tease

I think this is the fifth or sixth time Jeremy has hit me up and I've posted here over the last few years. Previous entries have been a lot more involved as I've amused myself at Jeremy's expense, but I'm kind of tired tonight and wasn't up for a full blown taunting. Seems like he's mellowed out in the past year or so... not nearly as fun, but still amusing nonetheless. Enjoy! 

jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:36:51 PM): hello.

Me (3/13/2012 10:37:22 PM): hey there

jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:37:35 PM): do you write fanfiction.

Me (3/13/2012 10:37:58 PM): yep

jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:38:10 PM): i was looking for someone to write one.

Me (3/13/2012 10:38:21 PM): oh yeah? what'd you have in mind?

jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:39:49 PM): buffy from season 7 pairied with a 15 year old male a nc-17

Me (3/13/2012 10:40:49 PM): oh yeah? I've actually written a fic like that before

jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:41:38 PM): would you do one that has when buffy was guidance counsler and have her pregnant somehting take place during the school.

Me (3/13/2012 10:42:11 PM): oh yeah, totally. I have something pretty specific in mind for that

Me (3/13/2012 10:43:24 PM): do you want to hear what I have in mind?

jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:43:41 PM): what

Me (3/13/2012 10:45:24 PM): I was thinking that she could be pregnant with a demon baby and while the 15 year old student is banging her on her desk, the demon baby would come out of her womb and bite his dick off.

jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:45:41 PM): bye

Me (3/13/2012 10:45:52 PM): I've really been wanting to write this for a long time but nobody has wanted to read it before. So if I write it, will you read it? I won't take no for an answer.

Me (3/13/2012 10:46:08 PM): Thanks for saying yes.

jeremy.crawford27 is typing a message.

jeremy.crawford27 (3/13/2012 10:46:15 PM): bye

Me (3/13/2012 10:46:40 PM): YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Me (3/13/2012 10:47:08 PM): *waves* hi jeremy! so nice to see you again *sweet smile*

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A brief exchange

Tonight, my third time getting hit:

(12:30:26 AM) jeremy.crawford27: hello.
(12:31:26 AM) Diggy: the answer is no
(12:31:41 AM) jeremy.crawford27: willl you do a fic for me thanks.
(12:31:43 AM) Diggy: see above

Hes getting easier to fend off :)

He is so a bot!

jeremy.crawford27: do you write fanfiction.
droolingfangirl: are you a person or a bot
droolingfangirl: jerry
jeremy.crawford27: person.
droolingfangirl: prove it
droolingfangirl: there has been some discussion
jeremy.crawford27: do you write fanfiction yes or no.
droolingfangirl: i'm thinking if you're a person, then you probably get off on cursing out random strangers
droolingfangirl: and i have
droolingfangirl: but never anything like you _always_ ask people for
droolingfangirl: seriously you're getting BORING
jeremy.crawford27: so you will do a fic fior me thanks for saying yes.
droolingfangirl: hahaha
droolingfangirl: you are too a program
droolingfangirl: might have been a real person under there, but honestly
droolingfangirl: A met B, they fell in loved, had a bunch of babies and lived happily after. The end

But answer came there none.  And this was scarcely odd for he'd eaten every one.
regina apple -- from miz_tith

It's been a while...

I'm guessing it may have been as much as a year since he last got me, since I didn't immediately recognize the number in this particular screenname...

[21:41] jeremy.crawford27: hello.
[21:42] ariestess: Really? Do you really think you're going to get me to write you some sick story? Despite the fact that you ask me every few months and I keep giving you the same "no" reaction?
[21:43] jeremy.crawford27: so will you do a fic for mer thanks for saying yes.
[21:43] ariestess: I NEVER SAID YES.
[21:44] jeremy.crawford27: so when canyou do a fic for me sdince you told me you will do it.
[21:49] ariestess: And since you haven't responded, clearly you got my message... For now. Banning you now.
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